Evren's ramblings, “Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare...

Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.

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—	McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona.